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I found this while surfing on one of my favorite TNG fansites. I’m trying not to loose my cool here, yet my fingers tremble as I type.
Who did this? Seriously. This is garbage, and it belongs were garbage goes, which is in the garbage. Also, the person who created this little “site gag” is garbage, and they too belong in the garbage.
"He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest has been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it."
[from Moby Dick, and quoted by Jean Luc Picard in Star Trek First Contact]
I'm Ahab, motherfucker. You're the white whale's hump. All rage and hate upon thee! Then, I transform into the whale, and you transform into the Pequod, and I sink your ass!
I am pressing for a full Satanic investigation, funny man – and I know it must be a man, for no lady would sink so low. To you, time is a dagger; it slips deeper by the moment. No Corbomite Maneuver will get you out of this one. My rage is your Kobayashi Maru. Once I get Lucifer past the whole “What the FUCK is Star Trek?” thing, your ass is mine!
Make that so.
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