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Is this image—ripped from the pages of a major fashion magazine—grounds for my supernatural castration?
Reading; it is what I love to do! Also writing. Also speaking. I am a master of words. I carry a satchel – the kind an elf might carry, or gnome even – but instead of plundered booty or a gorgon's head, it holds words. I pluck them from it's depths and cast them like spells. Sometimes, I cast fireballs! Magic missiles! Other times, irresistible enchantments. This satchel, of course, is a metaphor for my extensive vocabulary.

Allow me now to drop Leviticus 20:13 on your domepiece:

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I know, I know -- Leviticus 20:13 is a little played out. "Tell me something I don't already know about queers!" Well, get your hands ready, 'cause Satan is lookin' downfield, ready to drop bombs.

If a man readith a magazine written for womankind, he is cursed with homoEyes. Blood of menstruation shall surely floweth from his nethers, for he beith a BITCH!

The above is not an official satanic proverb but is nonetheless totally true. If only I'd mediated on that theological nugget before I picked up March 2007 edition of Le Modé.


 
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