BALD = UGLY  On this point I can't even muster up a charming white lie. Bald men just look horrible. Their gleaming, oily heads are vulgar. Their great animal brows give me the creeps! Men with hair mock men without and no woman of value would ever actually mate with a baldy. In some cultures, bald men are considered as a slave race. While Satan is not specifically responsible for baldness he is responsible for the science of genetics and so he's taken some part in the creation of these horrible hairless mutants. Do I pity these freaks? Not a whit! But as a man of the cloth I must admit that their money is as green as anyone else's, and so it is my "duty" to do them service. And there came a leper to him, beseeching him, and kneeling down to him, and saying unto him, If thou wilt, thou canst make me clean. And Jesus, moved with compassion, put forth [his] hand, and touched him, and saith unto him, I will; be thou clean. And as soon as he had spoken, immediately the leprosy departed from him, and he was cleansed. [Mark 1:40-43] And so it was that Dan Repke came to me after Sunday service. Dan is an accountant in his mid-thirties. He has a wife and two children. He is bald, and therefore ugly, and has been a member of my dark flock for many years. He is also that worst kind of parishioner; the kind who believes that his tithe affords him personal council. He bombards me with the most banal lifestyle questions and expects me to come back with the wisdom-of-years, flavored with the proper satanic angle. As if the Word of Diabalos were not enough! As if my stirring oratory were not enough! The laser-light show alone is worth the cost of admission! And now you need to talk to me about your role as a husband? About fostering the talents of your untalented children? I'm not Tony Robbins, dude. I don't give a shit about your hierarchy of needs. |
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